Happy Birthday 🎁 🎂 To Myself

• ANONYMOUS WRITER

Guys always ask me this question and it drives me nut because they think a pretty hot lady like me can’t be single is either I was brokenhearted from my past relationship and I am like I am single.

I am single because I realize sometimes you go through a relationship and realized you are the one that is truly in the relationship and it is not define because:

1 He don’t have any pictures of you

2 He is not deep into you and you feel it because he has only been in your house twice and you have been there often.

3 His family does not know anything about you, that word is call “FLING”

4 He says he misses you but that is the dick talking, he needs to get fucking laid and he want you every time he wants pleasure, it is not about the money, he will take care of you as long as you please him and don’t ask too much.

5 He does not want you to be a part of his life or world including his birthday and family.

6 He is ready to break up with you as long as he is fully done with you.

7 He is not a jealous type

8 He is not forever kind of man who want family and babies, he is waiting to make millions before he thinks of settling down.

9 He is not ready to go the extra mile to fight the relationship you want and he is not ready to look for you because he does not love you but lust after you.

10 He blocks you in his social media and in his world.

11 He cheat on you and womanize without caring about your feelings.

12 He does not know a goddamn thing about you apart from what you crave so much in bed and food.

13 He is an asshole who can’t treat you right and can’t buy you things that will remind you of the good memories you have shared.

That is one reason I am single because we have thousands of men who think and act this way but I know I am single for a short period of time and I am going to be with that guy that will love me and take good care of me, a guy that is worth forever.

A man that is not judgmental, he knows that mistakes are bound to happen but he will never let go of me.

When things go rough he is always by my side.

• Anonymous Writer  lives in Nigeria